Love and Sarcasm.: Archive

Apr 26th

And time for some complaints:

Saying “actually” about 5 times per sentence does not make the information you are presenting any more interesting (nor does saying “little” make it cute) Oh, and some slang should be banned, for example, the “word” totes? I’m sure I can think of more. Just give me some time.

Apr 26th

There are times when I think being a lazy-ass would have been alot more fun than working hard to get where I am, but then I remember that working hard gets you where you want to be. And I’m exactly where I want to be. My life is awesome. Literally.

Apr 26th

Apr 22nd

5 notes

perhaps fuck off might be too kind.

Apr 22nd

21 notes

Apr 22nd

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Apr 21st

99,933 notes

Apr 19th

1,538 notes

theMattSmith: pleasegoaway replied to your post:... →

themattsmith: pleasegoaway replied to your post: Immediate gratification. Please explain to me why people want to buy the iPad/iPad 2? In other words, what is the iPad good for? I still have no idea why anyone wants this device in the first place. It seems like a waste of money. Just get a…

Apr 19th

I am COMPLETELY not attacking PleaseGoAway when I...

themattsmith: I shop at a food co-op. I make yearly donations to NPR, The Sierra Club, Habitat For Humanity, and Growing Power. I have been actively using Kiva for almost 3 years now. We donate our used baby items. I paid taxes on the money I make. If I want to buy a damn iPad, I’m gonna buy a damn iPad. Fuck yo couch.

Apr 19th

theMattSmith: Kel, this iPad thing might wreck our... →

waycoolerthanthemr: themattsmith: I know you know how I am. I apologize in advance. All iPad reconnaissance will take place after Audrey has been put to bed. You’re a lucky man to have Kel ;) Also, I have a question for you…feel free to punch me if you like, but here goes it…If…

Apr 19th

ALSO,

ohheymary: i have realized that the only time i ever “dress up” (in an EXTREMELY MINOR SENSE) is when i haven’t done laundry in a while and all my favorite (read: comfy and unflattering) clothes are unclean and thus unavailable for wearing. so if i look particularly put-together on a given day, rest assured in the knowledge that i’m rapidly running out of clean undergarments.

Apr 19th

872 notes

I just missed an iPad by 5 minutes.

themattsmith: I used Milo to find that there was 1 black 16GB Wi-Fi iPad 2 in stock at a Best Buy near me. I drove over there in the pouring rain, walked through the door, and I SAW THE MOTHERFUCKER WITH IT IN HIS HANDS AT THE REGISTER, CHECKING OUT. That should have been mine. Damn

Apr 19th

21 notes

The Kel Smith: Things are that good for the soul →

thekelsmith: Matt and I talk a lot about our life together, our lives apart, our dreams, our hopes, our hobbies, and our needs and wants. Anyone who follows Matt knows that his wants and needs for his soul involve nature. They involve the woods and goats. I LOVE that those are the things that are good for my…

Apr 19th

At my in-laws

thekelsmith: And wondering how much I would be judged for drinking at 2:30 in the afternoon.

Apr 19th

741 notes

That awkward moment when

themattsmith: thekelsmith: your spouse picks up on the disappointment in your voice when they indicate they’ll be coming to bed with you. “Goodnight sweetheart, I love you” “I’m coming to bed too, just wait a minute” “oh….um, you sure? Um, ok” I like having the bed to myself sometimes…. I’ll be sure to make a note of that…

Apr 19th

worldofrandomimagination asked: Haha. What is exactly? :D

Apr 18th

1,966 notes

“You know how people say you can’t live without love? Well, oxygen’s even more...”

– Dr. House (Hugh Laurie)

Apr 18th

Ooops! Link was messed up in the last post! I...

Apr 18th

Check out my new food blog! (Only one post right... →

Apr 18th

“You ever have the feeling there’s a stray something or other inside you? You...”

– Let The Great World Spin (via jeannedum)

Apr 18th

I think I may start a new blog or two. One about...

What do you think? Comments? Ideas?

Apr 18th

“Events unfold so unpredictably, so unfairly, human happiness does not seem to be...”

– Woody Allen (via kari-shma)

Apr 18th

1,569 notes

“Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young...”

– Stephen Colbert (via quote-book)

Apr 18th

3,863 notes

Apr 18th

10 notes

themattsmith: fattynatty replied to your photo our wives both drink with their pinkies raised. good for us for marrying classy bitches. We are some classy bitch-marrying motherfuckers.

Apr 18th

“Hope is important because it can make the present moment less difficult to bear....”

– Unknown (via littlemiss)

Apr 18th